Grand Theft of Life
Build your empire. Own your choices. Face the consequences.
Every player starts at age 14. Two years of school. Then your career is yours to pick.
Your Background
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Broke & Hungry

Grew up with nothing. High hustle, street smarts, nothing to lose.

Start: £200 · +10 Street Karma · High Heat Tolerance
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Middle Class

Stable upbringing. Average connections, average expectations.

Start: £2,500 · Balanced stats · Standard start
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Silver Spoon

Born into money. High expectations, soft hands, powerful network.

Start: £18,000 · +10 Civil Karma · +10 Reputation
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Your Character
Childhood
Your Name
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Week 1 · Age 18
Early Game
Starting Out
Your journey begins.
Life Stats
Karma
Finances
This Week
Your story begins
Every empire starts with a single decision.

Actions

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Story Log

Empire & Assets
No assets yet. Start investing.
Relationships
Rivals
Staff / Crew
Hire people to scale your operation.

🎓 GCSE Results

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You're sixteen. You've survived school. Now you pick what comes next.

Your grades

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The Dynasty Continues

📖 Your Legacy

Your story has reached its conclusion.
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Time
Money
Karma
Stats
Grades (school only)
Path
Dynasty & NPCs
World
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